one-time-i-dreamt:

In a world where time doesn’t exist and the chronological order of things/eras doesn’t matter, I killed Abraham Lincoln and got all of the other US presidents after me. Then I escaped them by boarding a floating boat and soaring through the air with my big thicc viking buddy (who owned the boat) and I had a rifle to try to snipe the presidents who were trying to find me when I spotted then from miles up in the air, perched on my great vessel. Then my viking friend & I stopped at a little viking village that was on water and when I got back on the boat, I noticed that my pal invited like 30 girls on the boat and they were all thicc viking gals like him and when we left the village we sunk cause there were too many people on the boat. The end

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